No relationship is perfect.
But the following text messages are proof that some relationships might have more problems than others.
These are real texts sent by real-life human beings.
And while we don’t want to pass any judgment on those involved in the exchanges, we do want to say how these back-and-forths make us feel:
Relieved.
All of a sudden, the interactions between us and our significant others feel a lot more normal. Thanks, Internet!
U’re in Trouble, Dude
You may want to find someone else, dude. We are just sayin.
Love Hurts
In some cases, it hurts A LOT.
Tacos are Awesome!
So is sex. But this way, you can have both!
Sorry is Really the Only Appropriate Response Here
Well done, man.
Not on the Same Page
We feel you, though, bro.
We’re Shocked This Line Didn’t Work
Next time, say that you’re coming home to “make love.”
Didn’t He Promise This at the Wedding?
Work trips are included in most vows.
Isn’t Sleeping Fun?!?
Can’t we all agree on that?
Honesty Counts
But not for EVERYthing.
Watch That Tone!
Also: you two should break up.
Mmmm…. Grilled Cheese
We’re totally on Team Grilled Cheese here.
Can I Buy You a Shovel for That BS?
Because there’s a lot coming out of you.
Yes, You Should Break Up
Sooner than later.
Dump Him!
Dump…. him… now.
Not. Relationship. Goals.
Although clearly this guy has a goal in mind.
What Would Chris Harrison Do?
Whatever the answer, it would be DRAMATIC.
She Doesn’t Sound Mad
But she doesn’t sound into you, either.
Well… Which Episode?
The one with the George Foreman Grill? Because then we’re on Team Office.
Gag Her With a Spoon
But not with any body part.
And Do Not Ever Call Me Again, Either
You understand why, right?
Piece of $hit
The guy, not the actual pieces.