What have a bunch of famous celebrities resolved to do or change in 2015? Find out now… via this made-up photo gallery!
Kanye West
… to have the best year of ALL-TIME!
Justin Bieber
… to not get arrested a single time!
Scott Disick
… drink a little less. Spend more time with the kids.
Jenelle Evans
… to stop having kids!!!!
Karrueche Tran
… realize that Chris Brown is an ill-tempered woman beater and dump his sorry rear end once and for all.
Miley Cyrus
… to only wear onesies in 2015.
Kendall and Kylie Jenner
… shed that angsty teenage shyness, lower those inhibitions and start to express ourselves a little bit!
Dustin Diamond
… Put. The. Knife. Down.
Teresa Giudice
… learn how to fashion a crude shank out of a bar of soap ASAP.
French Montana
… hire a personal subtitle writer.
Demi Lovato
… tweet about empowerment for once!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gwyneth Paltrow
… share even more unique, inspiring wisdom and life experience with a world that desperately craves it.
Chris Brown
… to calm the eff down.
Selena Gomez
…set a new annual record by breaking up with Justin Bieber at least eight times, briefly turning to religion and/or rehab before each subsequent return to that douche.
Brandi Glanville
… think before you tweet. Just kidding, can I get another vodka? Make it a double.
Taylor Swift
… figure out a NEW way to rule the world. Also: act really surprised the next time I win an award.
Jennifer Lawrence
… take nude selfies only on old school film cameras that keep them off the Cloud.
Kim Kardashian
… continue to do absolutely nothing of relevance in any way, shape or form and remain the most talked-about celebrity on the planet for reasons no one can really comprehend.
Britney Spears
… dive headfirst into at least one more incredibly serious relationship very, very fast.
Iggy Azalea
… stay fancy. Find more rappers to feud with.
Kate Middleton
… keep Calm and Carry that Spare for the Heir.
Ariana Grande
… keep on singing, dancing, hustling, collaborating and acting like greatest pop singer of all time. OF ALL TIME!
The Duggar Family
… side hugs for all, and to all a good night … filled with no singing, dancing or any other non-sanctioned fun.