Wait… who might be Khloe Kardashian’s father?
What did Pippa Middleton do at her sister’s wedding?
Could certain believed-to-be-dead celebrities actually be alive?!?
Thanks to the Internet and the creative imaginations of many people out there, the following conspiracy theories about various celebrities actually exist…
OJ is Khloe’s Dad!
This one has been circulating for awhile now, mostly due to The National Enquirer. We do know that Kris Jenner was friends with OJ Simpson and… that’s about it.
Tupac is Alive!
Oh, and so is Elvis. Heck, let’s throw Jim Morrison in there. Some folks believe that, too.
Pippa was Packing!
So blown away were they by Pippa Middleton’s rear end at her sister’s wedding, some critics believe she padded her behind for the occasion.
Beyonce was Never Pregnant!
Beyonce’s baby bump was picked apart more than the Zapruder Film. There are people out there who still think she used a surrogate for Blue Ivy.
Kim Kardashian Played No Role in Her Sex Tape Leak!
Okay, Kim and her mother are the ones perpetuating this conspiracy. It may the craziest one listed here!
James Hewitt is Prince Harry’s Father!
Hewitt swears he carried on a five-year affair with Princess Diana… and he does SORT of resemble Harry.
Jennifer Lawrence Fakes All Her Falls!
Because no one can be so clumsy to keep falling at every awards show… right?
Marisa Tomei’s Oscar was a Mistake!
We’re going back in time for this one, but there’s a belief out there that the presented read the WRONG winner for Best Supporting Actress, yet it was too late and everyone had to go along with Tomei winning for My Cousin Vinny.
Tom Cruise Has His Wives Picked Out for Him!
Cruise is so dedicated to the Church of Scientology that a school of thought out there says his girlfriends are under contract and all his love interests have been selected by said Church.
Taylor Swift Goes on 4chan!
This may be less of a conspiracy than simply a theory, but at least one user posted the above photo as “proof” that Swift is a regular 4chan participant.
The CIA Murdered Marilyn Monroe
Why? Because she drank too much and knew too many government secrets and the CIA was afraid should would spill them. So the theory goes.
Nicolas Cage is a Vampire!
Based on this phot, it’s clear Nicholas Cage was alive during Civil War. So what else would explain his lack of aging?
North West is the Antichrist
If you add up all the numbers in her birthday, you get 666. Case closed, right?
The Bush Administration Orchestrated the Britney Spears Meltdown
How else do you explain the convenient timing between Alberto Gonzales’ legal woes back in the day and Britney supposedly hooking up with a singer in rehab? Some (read: like, one person) say George W. and company paid Britney to do something crazy each time it took on a controversial mission overseas.
Miley Cyrus is a Puppet of the Obama Administration!
Obama signed a law permitting the government to hold prisoners indefinitely without trial around the same time as Miley’s infamous VMA performance of “Blurred Lines.” So there you have it!
Jay Z is a Member of the Illuminati!
Granted, some think EVERY celebrity is controlled by this secret religious sect. But you hear Jay Z’s name most often associated with the Illuminati because he sort of made their symbol with his hands once.
Jamie Lee Curtis a Hermaphrodite
As in, the veteran actress is genetically male but phenotypically female. This theory is supported by the fact she’s adopted her two children instead of conceiving… and not much else.
Kurt Cobain was Killed!
Kurt Cobain did not commit suicide, this theory goes, because his suicide note appears to have been coerced and there was no fingerprint found on the gun’s trigger. Some also argue the singer had too much heroin in his system to function, let alone shoot himself.
Megan Fox is a Clone!
See, her appearance has changed so often over the past number of years that the only explanation is Fox has been replaced (twice, apparently) by a clone. Who did it? The Illuminati, of course!