The employees at Starbucks may try hard. But they also may mess up your order.
The Black Guy
This doesn’t narrow it down nearly enough.
Vagina
At least Virgina HAS a vagina.
Kinda close
Unfortunately, Jude wasn’t even Jewish.
Where is Semen?
We’re pretty sure this one was meant to be “Simon.”
WTH does this say?
Give up? The customer’s name was “Ciara.”
Caffeine for… Cats?
Nice try. But Cass is still waiting on her order.
Meeting SUMEET
Maybe they’ll get it right one of these days.
ANUS
Sorry, Ann-Louise. We will not be referring to you as “ANUS.”
SHAT
This is pretty much what the barista did to Chad’s name. He/she shat all over it.
The wrong C word
Maybe the barista was just really mad at Clint that day.
When in doubt…
… spell something phonetically, right?
Angry Ingrid
How much more fun would Starbucks be if it called us by our moods instead?
AIR INN
At least Erin still knew when her order was called.
Finding… who?!?
Good luck finding Emma when you spell her name this way.
AUNTIE
We mean… maybe Andie is an auntie. Ever think of that?!?
0 for 2!
The third time will totally be the charm.
TSACH
The “Ts” is silent. And also horribly incorrect.