The following men and women will never win Employee of the Month.
It simply won’t happen.
We’d apologize for breaking this news to them, but we somehow doubt they care. We don’t think this is an honor they’re aiming for, not based on the hilarious pictures below.
Scroll down and see for yourself, as The Hollywood Gossip presents a list of what have to be the 19 Worst Employees on the Entire Planet…
At Least Go Hide Out in Your Car
Pretend to show a modicum of respect for your workplace, at least.
That’s Gasoline
And that cigarette is basically a lit match. And this is a very bad idea.
I Work for PUBLIC Safety, Okay?!?
Not for My Private Time When I’m Behind the Wheel of My Car Safety.
Something Doesn’t Seem Right Here
Wait, don’t tell me: let me figure out what it is…
That Isn’t Meant to Be a Seat
Must we really show you how that vehicle works?
What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
Righty tighty, lefty loosey? Right? Hey! Are you paying attention up there?
I Was Supposed to Wait for the Cement to Dry Before Driving On It?
NOW you tell me!
This Sign Maker Had One Job
HAD one job. We assume she’s now looking for a new one.
This is Funny
But it’s also a pretty big deal. He better have gone straight to the police after knocking down a frickin stop sign.
Just Get a Taller Ladder
We mean, this one can probably be extended even.
Safety First? Or At Least Second?
It definitely shouldn’t be last.
Any Final Words?
We’ll just assume you said something sweet, no time to find out for certain.
Cool! A Fire!
I wonder if someone should put this out.
Can Someone Get This Security Guard a Sign for His Forehead?
Nevermind. It’s too late.
Because Being a TSA Agent Isn’t Important, Right?
Right?!?
Best Employee Ever…
…. to us, at least. To Wendy’s, not as much.
Just Buy a Protractor, Dude
Even a professor can afford one.