Sometimes you’re just driving along, minding your own business when you find yourself reading the license plates of the cars nearby. Then you laugh.
Check out these 27 hilariously inappropriate license plates, but remember: don’t take photos and drive!
Eat The Kids First
Somewhere Jonathan Swift is slapping his forehead. “A Modest Proposal” wasn’t meant to be taken seriously.
Try Wine
Is it red or white that pairs nicely with long commutes? Oh right, neither. Don’t drink and drive!
Come For You
This person is either really, really a fan of playing chase or a prostitute.
D-Vorced!
We’re guessing he got to keep the car.
You Did Not!
OH YES YOU DID!
I’m Late! I’m Late!
That excuse probably isn’t going to work when the cops pull you over.
You’re In The Way
Does it sound more or less polite when said with a Russian accent?
MOVE!
“Move, b*tch, get out the way! Get out the way, b*tch! Get out the way!” is blaring from the speakers.
Big Cocks
Hmmm….with a license plate like this one, we’re going with “overcompensating didn’t fit on the plate.”
27 Hilariously Inappropriate License Plates
Fist bumps to this driver for the clever use of the Virginia logo!
Tittie!
10 points for another clever use of a college plate, though we’re not sure how either of these were deemed acceptable.
27 Hilariously Inappropriate License Plates
Hmmm…”viagra” on the back of a Corvette. Can you say mid-life crisis?
27 Hilariously Inappropriate License Plates
Here’s hoping they’re both 18, right?
27 Hilariously Inappropriate License Plates
Something tells us a license plate reading “old pedo” isn’t making this guy any favors at his local park.
27 Hilariously Inappropriate License Plates
As in “Winnie the…” or shampoo? Please not the other thing. WHY?!?
27 Hilariously Inappropriate License Plates
Oh. Okay, then, so this license plate is also a business card. Good to know.
27 Hilariously Inappropriate License Plates
Anyone having flashbacks of Woody Harrelson’s landlord from Kingpin?
27 Hilariously Inappropriate License Plates
Freaky…Deaky? Flo Rida lyrics? What is going on here?
27 Hilariously Inappropriate License Plates
How many DUIs do you think this person has?
27 Hilariously Inappropriate License Plates
Is golf a political office? Is BJ running?
27 Hilariously Inappropriate License Plates
Nads means something else in the antique car world, right? RIGHT?
27 Hilariously Inappropriate License Plates
I spy…IRONY on this tag. Do you?
27 Hilariously Inappropriate License Plates
Hey, dude. We think you forgot a letter in there.
27 Hilariously Inappropriate License Plates
This one ALMOST looks like it could just be an unfortunate random selection of letters. Almost. A55 RGY anyone?
27 Hilariously Inappropriate License Plates
Please don’t do that while driving.
Nicest Mom?
We’re pretty sure she MEANT to say “nicest” mom and has zero idea she said “incest” mom. Unless she did mean to say incest mom??
Over the Edge
Since this person is OVER the edge and not just ON the edge, we can safely assume this car does not belong to Lady Gaga.