After Kim Kardashian whined about the death of her Blackberry Bold, it occurred to us that the reality star suffers real hardship in the form of First World Problem.
A First World Problem is defined as “a relatively trivial or minor problem or frustration” when compared to the problems plaguing those who live in developing countries.
Let us explore the tragedies that befall Kim, and never forget that she, too, suffers greatly.
When You Lose An Expensive Earring
Your boyfriend threw you into the crystal clear waters of Bora Bora, and even though you insured those diamond earrings, one of them fell out and now it’s at the bottom of the sea. While you were bawling your eyes out, your little sisters did some diving and were able to find it. Way to keep your composure, though.
Let’s Keep Things In Perspective
What she said.
Everyone Is So Jealous Of That Bentley
Actually no one is. The mechanics were allegedly rude to Khloe and Kourtney in one episode, so they reacted as only they know how. Kim thought her sisters were embarrassing her, and handled it really well.
This Is Serious
Having your picture taken is really stressful. Please try to show some compassion.
Maybe Stop Wearing Those Shoes
This is a first world problem that is borderline shameful. Good circulation is what the cool kids are supporting (and no one wants to be more like the cool kids than Kim).
When Your Sister Makes Fun Of Your Cry Face While You’re Fighting
Because arguing over dumb things inside a massive ski house is a great use of everyone’s time.
Your Favorite Blackberry Dies And They Discontinued The Model
NOW I HAVE TO GET AN IPHONE BUT I HATE THE KEYBOARD UGH.
When Your Sister Demands To Be Paid To Be Part Of Your Profitable Game App
But you don’t want to part with your millions. In fact, you’re insulted that she’s not thrilled to be part of such a groundbreaking project. She should be thanking you.
If A Spider Bites You, You’ll End Up Too Fat and Too Swollen For Your Photoshoot
Then you’ll be forced to just lounge around the oceanfront home you’re staying in for free. What a nightmare.
Did You Seriously Just Book a Double Occupancy Room?
Are you insane? Do you have any idea what you’ve just done?
Loved Ones Don’t Really Care About Your First Vogue Cover?
Throw a copy at their head. That’ll teach ’em.
People Who Interrupt Your Mindless Phone Surfing Are Rude
So a half-assed reaction to whatever they’re yammering about is perfectly acceptable.
No Tragedy Is Large Enough To Waste Fresh Mascara On
Save your sadness for something really awful. Like, a broken high heel.