These celebrities aren’t necessarily ugly.
But, let’s face it, they look like horses.
Jerry Seinfeld
What’s the deal with me looking like a horse?!?
Celine Dion
Her heart will go on and on. As long as you bring her some hay!
Ted Danson
Hey, Ted Danson. Why the long face?
Chelsea Clinton
Her dad may be a pig when it comes to interns, but Chelsea Clinton looks like a horse.
Sarah Jessica Parker
Sarah Jessica Parker is very pretty. But you do see the resemblance, don’t you?
Tori Spelling
Tori Spelling talks a lot of bull on her reality show. But she looks like a horse.
David Schwimmer
David Schwimmer has not done a ton since Friends. But maybe he’s just grazing.
Hilary Swank
She may wanna keep her mouth closed a little bit tighter.
Rumer Willis
This is an old photo of Rumer Willis. But you can see where we’re coming from, right?
Steven Tyler
We mean no offense, horse. But you can’t really say nay to this one, can you?
Miley Cyrus
This could explain why she Twerks with so many stuffed horses on stage.