We don’t know what the Average Joes in the following photo gallery have done in their lives to earn such good fortune.
All we know is that they married WAY out of their league and they should go to bed every night thanking their lucky stars… while holding their really hot wives as closely as possible.
Christina Hendricks and Geoffrey Arend
Christina Hendricks may have the most famous boobs on television. But the Mad Men actress went for an unfamous husband in Geoffrey Arend. We hope he knows just how lucky he is!
Tina Fey and Jeff Richmond
Jeff Richmond is a composer who often works with his wife. But that wife is named Tina Fey and she is MUCH more famous than he is.
François-Henri Pinault and Salma Hayek
François-Henri Pinault is crazy rich. That could explain how this Frenchman ended up in bed alongside Salma Hayek.
Elizabeth Banks and Max Handelman
Elizabeth Banks is officially a A-Lister, thanks to her role as Effie in the Hunger Games and her direction of Pitch Perfect 2. Max Handelman is a writer and a producer, who simply cannot compete with his more gorgeous half.
Paulina Porizkova and Ric Ocasek
Paulina Porizkova is an all-time beauty as a supermodel. Yes, Ric Ocasek is a sort of well-known singer, but come on now. We’re just calling it like it is.
Lisa Kudrow and Michel Stern
Lisa Kudrow married an older man and a relatively unknown man. His name is Michel Stern and he’s pictured here with his famous wife.
Julia Roberts and Danny Moder
Julia Roberts has cut way down on her leading roles after marrying cameraman Danny Moder and starting a family with him. We hope he understands how fortunate he is to have landed this pretty woman.
Jim Toth and Reese Witherspoon
Jim Toth is an agent, so he does have connections to celebrities. But he still managed to MARRY a beautiful one in Reese Witherspoon.
Marisa Miller and Griffin Guess
Marisa Miller could have any man in the world. Any single one! But she chose to go with Griffin Guess for some reason. Love, we suppose.
Julianna Margulies and Keith Lieberthal
Keith Lieberthal is not your average looking person. He is very handsome. But he’s certainly an unknown when compared to his Emmy-winning wife, Julianna Margulies.
Matthew Rutler and Christina Aguilera
Christia Aguilera poses here on the red carpet alongside second husband Matthew Rutler. He’s just some dude, really.
Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard
Dax Shepard is famous in his own right, we know. But the guy made it big due to Jackass. And he won’t be modeling underwear any time soon. His beloved wife, however? She’s totally gorgeous and awesome.
Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden
Once again, we know: Benji Madden a very successful musician. But we’re being shallow and talking about looks here and let’s be honest: Aren’t you stunned that he bagged Cameron Diaz?!?!?