Welcome to the naughtiest streets in America. These places actually exist!
Weiner Cutoff Rd.
No, Lorena Bobbitt does not live here.
Booger Branch Rd.
Is a box of Kleenex included with each home?
Zzyzx Rd.
Good luck spelling this one to the pizza delivery man!
Butts Ave.
This will soon be the new address of Nicki Minaj.
Chicken Dinner Rd.
Vegetarians are still welcome!
Arlene Fuchs Katz Dr.
You do NOT want to misspell this one.
Skunks Misery Rd.
You really don’t wanna get a flat tire here.
Manlove St.
We assume this is near Guylove Blvd.
Seaman Ave./Cumming St.
There’s no way the city planners didn’t do this on purpose.
Dildo Lane
This one isn’t located anywhere near Manlove St.
Shades of Death Dr.
We never thought we’d wanna love on Skunks Misery Rd., but given the alternative…
Haviture Way
We’re pretty sure there’s AT LEAST one Burger King here. Maybe even their headquarters.
Meth Bible Camp Rd.
Is this, like, rehab? Do they pray the meth out of you there? Why is it a dead end? That’s kind of scary. Meth is a dead end? Bible Camp? WHAT IS HAPPENING!?
69th St/Cuming Ave.
69th and Cumming, huh? That works. Unless it doesn’t, in which case…
Blueball Ave
Blueball Avenue is the next street over.
High St./Smokepipe Rd.
We know what these city planners were doing when they made this sign.
Stoner Dr.
They were doing what these guys were doing. (Please tell us there’s a house numbered 420 on Stoner Dr.)
Gay St./Church St.
And never the twain shall meet…
Wong Way
Ahahaha. This is funny on many levels.
Broomrape Ln.
I…uh…what the…there isn’t a logical reason why those two words would even be put together in normal life.
Inyo St./Butte St.
IN YO BUTT! Wait, what?
No Name Rd.
This feels suspiciously like a Who’s On First prank waiting to happen.
Peepee Falls St.
If you see a golden shower…you’ll wish you had an umbrella. Or R. Kelly is nearby.
Justin Bieber Way
An 11 year old “mayor” named this street. It is officially the worst street in the world.
Bucket of Blood St.
Someone warn Carrie so she won’t set fire to all of the houses.
Chicken City Rd.
Chicken Dinner Rd. is found in Chicken City, of course.
Katies Crotch Rd.
Wonder if Katie knows her crotch is so famous there’s a street named after it?
Psycho Path
Two points to this person who had a little fun with this private drive sign!
E Bay
Ebay is more than just a website.
Kitchen-Dick Rd/Woodcock Rd.
There’s definitely a joke in here about sex on the countertops…
S. Johnson/N. Dick
A little repetitive, but hey, the message is clear.
Lois Ln.
But where is Superman!?!
Sesame St.
Can you tell us how to get here?