As if it???s not embarrassing enough for Terrence Howard???s daughter that her dad, in this day and age, threatened to kill her boyfriend and compared her to an unripened fruit, he???s telling the press about it. Somehow, someday, a publicist is going to need to tell him how weird he sounds in interviews. Handle that, publicists!
• According to TMZ, K-Fed’s getting $19 million in the divorce settlement. But only after you “put a decimal point between the 1 and the 9 and then reduce [the number] significantly.”
• Angelina Jolie’s new adopted Vietnamese boy courageously prepares for a pampered over-privileged existence.
• Two day after that hilarious story about Jesse Metcalfe’s crazy boozy antics Metcalfe checks himself into rehab. And yet amazingly, he’s already been spotted “out and about in L.A.” with a new peroxide blond ‘do.
• Meanwhile, Terrence Howard’s publicist leaks a lame story about Howard’s sense of humor in a failed attempt to compensate for that bizarre item about his bacne.
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• Not only is Jay-Z getting into the real estate business, but he also has a disturbingly large number of people following Beyonce around when he is not there. Seems like Page Six better watch their back. [Page Six]
• Aretha Franklin says that if she were a few years younger, she would have liked to have “hustled and flowed” with Terrence Howard. We think it may have just gotten even harder out here for a pimp. [Lowdown]
• Got $25 to spare? Here’s what Glide magazine thinks you should download this minute. What, no Lindsay Lohan? [Glide]
• Don Cheadle may sign on for a Miles Davis biopic. Perhaps he will be able to escape the Joaquin Phoenix and Jamie Foxx fate of convincing himself that he actually is the artist he’s portraying. [Billboard]