Manny Ramirez: Cleared in Domestic Violence Case
Reading Time: < 1 minuteIdiot baseball great Manny Ramirez will not be prosecuted for misdemeanor battery for allegedly slapping around his wife Juliana in …
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Alex Rodriguez: Under Investigation By MLB Over Celebrity Poker Ring
Reading Time: < 1 minuteAging, overrated New York Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez is under investigation for participating in Hollywood’s underground poker ring, according to …
Charles Barkley Goes Drag for Weight Watchers Campaign
Reading Time: < 1 minuteIn honor of Aerosmith announcing a new tour and album, allow us to say the following about Charles Barkley in …
Annette McCullough, High School Soccer Player, Charged With Assault After On-Field Fight
Reading Time: 2 minutesLewisville (S.C.) High School senior Annette McCullough became the subject of criminal investigation after she brutally attacked a Chester (S.C.) …
Stair Bobsledding: A Collegiate National Pastime
Reading Time: < 1 minuteStair bobsledding needs to be an Olympic sport in 2012. It’s probably too late to qualify for this summer’s London …
Dennis Rodman: Broke, Facing Jail Stint Over Failed Child Support
Reading Time: 2 minutesHe was best known for grabbing rebounds, but now former NBA star Dennis Rodman could use an assist. In life. …
Magic Johnson-Led Investment Group to Purchase L.A. Dodgers For $2 Billion
Reading Time: 2 minutesIt looks like one Los Angeles sports institution is buying another. A group of investors including former L.A. Lakers star …
Harlem Globetrotters Player Dunks Without Jumping
Reading Time: < 1 minutePaul Sturgess, a player for the Harlem Globetrotters, recently dunked over some guy with the worst vertical leap ever. Does …
Kentucky Fan Offers Wife in Exchange for Final Four Tickets
Reading Time: < 1 minuteIt’s the biggest event in Kentucky since Colonel Sanders concocted a special recipe for fried chicken: Saturday night, the University …
Tim Tebow Press Conference: Star QB Introduced as Member of Jets, Says …
Reading Time: < 1 minuteMake some room, Linsanity. Welcome, Tebowmania. Following last week’s blockbuster trade, the new face of the New York Jets was …