Serena Williams Announces Retirement from Professional Tennis
Reading Time: 4 minutesSerena Williams has retired from tennis at the age of 40. Props to an all-time great.
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Kevin Durant Requests Trade from Brooklyn Nets, Cements Legacy as All-Time Doofus
Reading Time: 3 minutesKevin Durant wants out of Brooklyn. Where might the All-Star end up?
Cam Newton Says Women Should Be Quiet and Stay in the Kitchen
Reading Time: 3 minutesCam Newton is best known for the way he has used his arm while playing quarterback over the years in …
Dwayne Haskins, Pittsburgh Steelers QB, Hit by Truck; Dead at 24
Reading Time: 3 minutesDwayne Haskins, a Heisman Trophy finalist at Ohio State and quarterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers, died this weekend when he was …
Katie Meyer, University of Stanford Soccer Captain, Dead at Age 22
Reading Time: 3 minutesTragedy has struck the world of collegiate athletics: Katie Meyer, a captain and goalkeeper on the Stanford Women’s Soccer Team, …
Carrie Underwood’s Husband Issues Idiotic Defense of Aaron Rodgers in Wake of …
Reading Time: 4 minutesCarrie Underwood won American Idol Season 4. But her husband? Mike Fisher? Who used to make a living as a …
Chris Brown: Kyrie Irving is a Hero! Way to NOT Get Vaccinated, Dude!
Reading Time: 3 minutesAs we all know, Chris Brown loves to allegedly beat women. In a not-so-shocking turns of events, meanwhile, we’ve now …
Jon Gruden Resigns as Raiders Head Coach in Wake of Homophobic/Racist/Sexist Email Scandal
Reading Time: 3 minutesAs head coach of the Las Vegas Raiders, Jon Gruden had lost two games in a row following the results from …
Simone Biles: Listen Up, Losers. I Didn’t Quit the Olympics!
Reading Time: 4 minutesSimone Biles is best known for jumping, twisting and tumbling. But the greatest gymnast in United States history has now …
Simone Biles Withdraws from Olympics to Focus on Mental Health
Reading Time: 3 minutesSimone Biles, the most decorated, talented and respected gymnast in U.S. history, will likely not compete again in the 2021 …