Deez Nuts: Presidential Candidate Surges in Recent Polls, Remains Vulnerable to Attack
Reading Time: < 1 minuteWith so much recent press coverage devoted to what a walking, veiny dong Donald Trump is, not enough attention has been paid …
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Donald Trump Cell Phone Number Posted Online! Call Now For Your Daily Dose of Dumb!
Reading Time: < 1 minuteLast month, Donald Trump revealed Sen. Lindsey Graham’s cell phone number during a campaign stop in South Carolina. Now, controversial …
Donald Trump Sucks Up to Sarah Palin: Is He Eyeing the Mama Grizzly as His Running Mate?
Reading Time: < 1 minuteLaurel and Hardy, Martin and Lewis , Franco and Rogen – history is full of classic comedy duos, and now it …
Ivana Trump Denies Rape Claims, Thinks Donald Trump Would Be “Incredible …
Reading Time: 2 minutesDespite public opinion (and, you know, facts) being against him, Donald Trump has never backed away from his stance that …
Donald Trump Rape Allegations Resurface Amidst Campaign
Reading Time: 2 minutesAgainst all odds, Donald Trump has become the darling of conservatives who feel they’ve been abandoned by mainstream Republican leaders. …
Katy Perry Poses with Presidents, Contemplates Oval Office Run
Reading Time: < 1 minuteMove over, Donald Trump. You may soon have some celebrity competition for President. Katy Perry, who recently split from John …
Dennis Rodman Throws Support Behind Donald Trump
Reading Time: < 1 minuteDonald Trump, we have found your running mate. While most celebrities (and, let’s face it, most warm-blooded humans with an …
Rick Perry Slams Donald Trump as “Cancer on Conservatism”
Reading Time: 2 minutesIt looks like we need to update our rundown of most heated celebrity feuds. With Donald Trump (somehow) continuing to …
Hillary Clinton Slams Bernie Sanders as “Over the Hill Hippie,” Source Claims
Reading Time: 2 minutesYou may not know it from recent press coverage, but there are other people running for president besides Donald Trump. …
Bristol Palin Mocks Welfare Recipients, Instagram Users
Reading Time: 2 minutesFor someone who just wants the media to LEAVE HER ALONE (Please use your Chris Crocker voice when reading that.), Bristol …