Woman Chooses Death Over Donald Trump (And Hillary Clinton)
Reading Time: 2 minutesSome of us have already begun research on citizenship in other countries come November 3rd, 2016. Others take more dramatic …
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Canadian Dating Site Helps Americans Escape Donald Trump
Reading Time: 2 minutesA Donald Trump presidency. There was a time when that phrase would’ve earned you a hearty laugh or a withering …
Donald Trump Eats Taco Bowl, Declares: I Love Hispanics!
Reading Time: 2 minutesDonald Trump is the presumptive Republican nominee for President of the United States. Just something to keep in mind as …
Ted Cruz Ends Presidential Campaign, Elbows Wife in the Face
Reading Time: 2 minutesHeidi Cruz, an entire nation now feels your pain. On Tuesday night, Ted Cruz got trounced by Donald Trump in the …
President Obama Gives Shout-Out to Kendall Jenner at the White House …
Reading Time: 2 minutesPresident Barack Obama once again brought the (White) house down at the 2016 White House Correspondent’s Dinner on Saturday night. The …
Melania Trump Denies Boob Job Rumors: I Don’t Even Do Botox!
Reading Time: 2 minutesIt’s tough to make sense of Melania Trump. She’s an immigrant who’s married to a man who doesn’t care for immigrants; she’s …
Caitlyn Jenner Pees in Trump Tower, Slams Ted Cruz in Hilarious Video
Reading Time: 2 minutesLast week, Donald Trump shocked the world by stating that he supports the rights of trans individuals to use the …
Ted Cruz: Tabloid Links Candidate’s Father to JFK Assassination
Reading Time: 2 minutesIn case you’ve spent the last ten months becoming besties with a volleyball on a remote desert island, allow us …
Hillary Clinton to Voters: I’m Basically Beyonce
Reading Time: 2 minutesHillary Clinton is expected to basically clinch her party’s nomination in Tuesday’s New York primary, but that doesn’t mean she’ll be …
Ted Cruz Prostitution Scandal: Was Senator’s Name Found in Dead Madam’s Black …
Reading Time: 2 minutesLast week, the National Enquirer published a report claiming that Ted Cruz had been involved in five extra-marital affairs during …