Paris Hilton, Jenna Jameson Hang Out; Insert Obvious Punch Line Here
Reading Time: < 1 minuteYou know, for someone who’s giving up sex for a year, Paris Hilton is hanging out with the individual that …
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Paris Hilton, Posse Celebrate ‘Firecrotch Day’
Reading Time: 1 minuteJust when you thought a feud between Paris Hilton and her dog would overtake the heiress’ rivalry with Lindsay Lohan, …
Paris Hilton’s Dog is our Hero
Reading Time: < 1 minuteIt’s a good thing Paris Hilton is making friends with a certain famous kitty – because he dog frickin hates …
Famous Feud Goes Cellular: Lohan Claims Paris, Brandon Davis Placed Prank Calls
Reading Time: 2 minutesSomeone is gonna feel sorry for Lindsay Lohan dammit! She doesn’t care what she has to do to draw it …
Hello, Paris; Goodbye, All That’s Good and Holy
Reading Time: < 1 minuteSo, let us get this straight: In Austria, they pay Paris Hilton $1 million to show up and wave at …
As the Spoiled Rotten World Turns: Paris Hilton Brags About Earning More than J-Lo
Reading Time: < 1 minuteDon’t worry, Gossip-ites, we’ve got the news you’ve been waiting for: yes, Paris Hilton did indeed make more money than …
Paris Passes on Dallas Movie … Sex for a Year … and Tony Blair Recognition
Reading Time: 2 minutesHere’s the question, readers: How much do we believe Paris Hilton? She claims to hate skinny people, but she is …
Paris Back Together with Stavros; Blames Jealous Nicole for Friendship Fallout
Reading Time: 2 minutesSay this about Paris Hilton: she sucks. Oh, also say this: her actions don’t exactly stand by her words. A …
Paris Hilton Lookalike Poses in Playboy, Has Our Deepest Sympathies
Reading Time: < 1 minuteHey, fellas, wanna ogle Paris Hilton, but not sure where to find the waste of space? (Hint: Try the bathroom …
Nicole Richie Inhales Beef Stick, Will Make Up With Paris
Reading Time: < 1 minuteThe relevance of the headline and picture shown here to the post itself? Zero. But look at her take that …