Lance Armstrong Hangs With Matth- … Paris Hilton!?
Reading Time: < 1 minuteHas Lance Armstrong has taken a break from incessantly working out with his new best friend, Matthew McConaughey, to spend …
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Vegas Gets It Wrong, Band Gets It Right When It Comes to Paris Hilton
Reading Time: < 1 minuteHere’s a fantasy thought: If what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas … does Paris Hilton ever have to leave? …
Shocker! Paris Hilton Album Not Selling Well
Reading Time: < 1 minuteForget STDs for a moment, Paris Hilton has bigger, less itchy problems. Despite a series of hype and promotion that …
Paris Hilton Displeased with STD Rumors
Reading Time: < 1 minuteYou know, if Paris Hilton could turn back time, she probably wouldn’t have had sex with Cher’s son. Of course, …
Tale of the Talentless: K-Fed Takes on Paris Hilton
Reading Time: 2 minutesAnd we thought it was difficult enough to pick a side in the ongoing feud between Paris Hilton and Lindsay …
Sucky Paris Hilton Doesn’t Actually Suck
Reading Time: < 1 minuteLet’s review what we’ve learned about Paris Hilton this week: She cries over her music. She’s overrated. She can’t dance. …
Paris on Paris: New CD, Paris, is Incredible
Reading Time: 2 minutesOverrated? Paris Hilton? That’s crazy. Just ask Paris Hilton herself. When asked about her debut album and about people hearing …
Overrated Paris Hilton Lands in Guiness Book of World Records
Reading Time: < 1 minuteParis Hilton, overrated? That’s almost as shocking as Kristen Cavallari and Brody Jenner breaking up. According to the 2007 Guinness …
Hilton Sisters Celebrate Paris Album, Firecrotch Storm
Reading Time: < 1 minuteWhat’s a slutty hotel heiress to do in order to celebrate her awful debut CD other than throw herself a …
Music Critic to Paris Hilton: Don’t Quit Your Day Job
Reading Time: < 1 minuteYou know, continue to earn money for waving at people and sleep with every guy on two feet. So recommends …