Paris Hilton Turns Herself in Early, Begins Jail Sentence
Reading Time: 2 minutesBreak out your party hats. It’s official. Paris Hilton turned herself in to authorities Sunday night and is behind bars. …
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Pre-Pokey Partying for Paris Hilton
Reading Time: 2 minutesWe wonder what Rumer Willis has to say about this. The perennial party-goer would probably be in favor of the …
Paris Hilton Pussy to Be Used as Jail Prop; Nicky Hilton Says Punishment is Absurd
Reading Time: < 1 minuteParis Hilton’s pussy must be looking forward to the day his owner goes into the slammer. Freedom shall finally be …
Friends Rally Around Paris Hilton as Hard Time Awaits
Reading Time: < 1 minuteParis Hilton has friends. Moreover, they actually are rallying around the soon-to-be piece of jail meat. “We had a little …
Paris Hilton Doesn’t Wanna go to Jail
Reading Time: 2 minutesParis Hilton’s pussy isn’t the only animal fearing for its life. The law-breaking heiress may be putting on a tough …
A New Paris Hilton Pussy Picture
Reading Time: < 1 minuteSomeone has to do something about Paris Hilton’s pussy obsession. You’d think Stavros Niarchos would be the ideal candidate, but …
Txt Msg Photo Finish: Lauren Conrad vs. Paris Hilton
Reading Time: < 1 minuteAside from berating one another on their MySpace pages, there are few things that celebrities of the 21st Century enjoy …
Paris Hilton Turns to God, Big Sunglasses
Reading Time: < 1 minuteFor his Orangina-induced attack on his wife, Scott Stapp could be facing jail time in the near future. If that’s …
Paris Hilton: Time Off For Good Behavior; Nicole Richie: Getting Bad on Simple Life Set
Reading Time: 2 minutesTwo best friends and/or bitter enemies. Two contrasting models of behavior in recent days. Let’s start with Paris Hilton. The …
Hollywood Gossip Club Watch: Stavros, Paris Back On?
Reading Time: 2 minutesHmm. Josh Henderson had to see this coming. A handsome actor he may be, but that doesn’t put him in …