Paris Hilton Wants Your Pity
Reading Time: < 1 minuteSome people drown their sorrows in tubs of ice cream. Others draw attention to themselves by frequenting clubs, looking sullen …
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Gasp! Paris Hilton and Benji Madden Break Up!
Reading Time: < 1 minuteMere days after Paris Hilton was caught canoodling with ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos, the sociliate and long-time boyfriend Benji Madden have …
Stavros Niarchos and Paris Hilton Reportedly Run It Back… Again
Reading Time: < 1 minuteNo offense to Benji Madden. But we’re excited about the latest Paris Hilton rumor! According to celebrity gossip tabloid OK!, …
Paris Hilton: Used for Money and Sex
Reading Time: < 1 minutePity Paris Hilton. During a new interview with News of the World, the talentless reality star says she’s happy with …
Useless Fashion Face-Off: Jessica Simpson vs. Paris Hilton
Reading Time: < 1 minuteIt’s a celebrity fashion battle for the ages… and one in which both subjects possess a remarkable lack of talent. …
Candidate Paris Hilton Stumps For Votes
Reading Time: < 1 minuteFor reasons unknown, Paris Hilton continues to release original, unfunny faux campaign videos. Her latest musical venture, “Paris For President,” …
Paris Hilton Wants to See Sarah Palin Nude
Reading Time: < 1 minuteWe’re not sure which is more depressing: Sarah Palin’s attempts to make Barack Obama into a terrorist sympathizer, or Paris …
Paris Hilton Launches Bid For Fake President
Reading Time: < 1 minuteWe think that’s what’s going on, anyway. A new video from Funny or Die (we almost always wish someone would …
Paris Hilton Sends Love, Support to DJ AM
Reading Time: < 1 minuteParis Hilton sent DJ AM her love and support this morning on Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM radio show. Hilton said she …
Paris Hilton Smells Like an Angel
Reading Time: < 1 minuteAs far as honest ad campaigns go, we’re not sure if we buy what Paris Hilton is selling. As a …