Martin Shkreli: Journalist Says She Left Her Husband and Career Only to Get Ghosted By …
Reading Time: 4 minutesWe wouldn’t blame you if you’ve completely forgotten who Martin Shkreli is. In fact, you have our undying envy and …
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Martin Shkreli In Prison: Illegally Running His Business, Hanging With a Dude Named Krispy
Reading Time: 3 minutesIt’s been about 16 months since Martin Shkreli was sentenced to seven years in prison. You probably remember Shkreli as …
Martin Shkreli Sentenced to 7 Years in Prison!!!
Reading Time: 3 minutesLike many Americans, the early months of 2018 may have left you with the distinct sense that the world has …
Martin Shkreli Imprisoned Following Hillary Clinton Threat
Reading Time: 3 minutesIf you’ve ever wondered if there’s any truth to those quotes about karma that your pettiest friend is always posting …
Martin Shkreli: Pharma Bro Found GUILTY of Securities Fraud!
Reading Time: 4 minutesUniversally reviled public figure and sometime “Pharma Bro” Martin Shkreli was convicted on three counts of securities fraud Friday. Shkreli …
Lil Wayne to Martin Shkreli: I Will Sue Your Punk Ass!
Reading Time: 2 minutesIf you’ve ever seen those toenail fungus commercials with the nauseating green troll-people who live inside infected feet, then you …
Martin Shkreli is Back and Trolling Kendrick Lamar, Lil Wayne
Reading Time: 2 minutesIf you’ve lived your life up to this point gloriously unaware of the human mysterious mattress stain that is Martin …
Martin Shkreli Gets Banned From Twitter; Society Dares to Dream of a Brighter Future
Reading Time: 3 minutesAs you’re probably aware, 2016 wasn’t a great year for Baby Boomer celebrities or human beings who are plagued by …
Martin Shkreli vs. Lil Wayne: Unexpected Feud Alert!
Reading Time: 3 minutesYou didn’t think you would get out of 2016 without the universe once again testing the limits of believability and …
Martin Shkreli Celebrates Trump Victory By Streaming $2 Million Wu Tang Album
Reading Time: 3 minutesSo barring a revelation that he hasn’t revealed his tax returns because he’s been raking in the rubles on Putin’s payroll, …