John Mayer Refers to Jessica Simpson as “Sexual Napalm,” Uses the N Word
Reading Time: 3 minutesIn a new interview with Playboy, John Mayer makes sure to say that he’s NOT a douchebag. He then spends …
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NOOOO! John Mayer Allegedly Brags About Taylor Swift Hook-Up
Reading Time: < 1 minuteWe pray this isn’t so… According to In Touch Weekly, John Mayer and Taylor Swift – it pains us to …
John Mayer Speaks on Tiger Woods’ Plight, Refers to Self in Third-Person a Lot
Reading Time: 2 minutesJohn Mayer is a douchebag. Sorry, but sometimes (okay, often), the dude is just so obsessed with himself and hearing …
John Mayer Misses Jennifer Aniston, Boasts of Masturbation Expertise
Reading Time: 2 minutesDon’t complain to us about the risque headline above. John Mayer wrote it for us, basically. The dude may be …
John Mayer Takes Temporary Leave From Dating
Reading Time: 2 minutesJohn Mayer is taking a break from dating, he told Ellen DeGeneres on an episode of her show to air …
Lindsay Lohan Pining For John Mayer?
Reading Time: < 1 minuteIs Lindsay Lohan finally moving on from Samantha Ronson? Last night at Butter in NYC, it seemed like her sights …
John Mayer: A Douchebag in Details
Reading Time: < 1 minuteDouchebag in Details alert! John Mayer is featured in the latest issue of this magazine, as he discusses his career, …
John Mayer Laments Lack of Sex
Reading Time: 2 minutesHe may be a notorious womanizer, but as John Mayer sees it, he’s holding back, in large part because of …
John Mayer Gives Mad Props to Taylor Swift
Reading Time: < 1 minuteJohn Mayer may be a total and utter douchebag, but we can say one nice thing about him: The singer …
Jennifer Aniston: John Mayer is Mine!
Reading Time: < 1 minuteTHG Editors’ Note #1: No he’s not. THG Editors’ Note #2: There’s no way Jennifer Aniston said that, and the …