Woman Chooses Death Over Donald Trump (And Hillary Clinton)
Reading Time: 2 minutesSome of us have already begun research on citizenship in other countries come November 3rd, 2016. Others take more dramatic …
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Kid Pukes in Car, Dad Rants to Wife Via Text (and Also Pukes)
Reading Time: 2 minutesOh jeez. Ben Patterson had his kid, Declan strapped safely in his car seat while mom enjoyed a night out …
Internet Names New Polar Research Vessel “Boaty McBoatface”
Reading Time: 2 minutesAccording to Fortune, while the state-of-the-art $288 million vessel is being built, the council conducted a poll for people to …
Carson Daly: Stop Asking Me About Gwen and Blake!
Reading Time: < 1 minuteMan alive, is this the best picture of November 5th, 2015 or what? Carson Daly, he who is on the …
Man Butt Dials 911 During Drug Deal, Gets Arrested
Reading Time: < 1 minuteWe’ve heard of people dialing 911 for ridiculous reasons before. But this is a new one: Grant O’Connor was in …