Gwyneth Paltrow Defends Her “40s Titties” Against Saggy Stereotypes
Reading Time: 3 minutesActress and self care villain Gwyneth Paltrow is confused by Khloe and Tristan cheating drama, but she knows her body. …
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Gwyneth Paltrow Asks: Who the Heck is Tristan Thompson?!?
Reading Time: 3 minutesGwyneth Paltrow very clearly resides in her very own universe. In case this wasn’t obvious based on the bizarre and …
Amber Rose: Gwyneth Paltrow F-cked Jay-Z, You Guys!
Reading Time: 3 minutesBecky with the Good Hair? More like Famous Actress with the Haughy Attitude and Very Successful Lifestyle Website! So says …
Gwyneth Paltrow: Her Halloween Costume is Actually Good!
Reading Time: 3 minutesDrop what you’re doing and look at Gwyneth Paltrow’s Halloween costume. No, we’re not kidding. If you haven’t seen the …
Gwyneth Paltrow: People Only Hate Me Because I’m a Woman!
Reading Time: 3 minutesImagine how blissful it must be to as devoid of self-awareness as a celebrity. But surely no celebrity outside of …
Gwyneth Paltrow: Shove Rocks in Your Vagina to Get Better at Sex!
Reading Time: 2 minutesGwyneth Paltrow is just brimming with ideas. The problem is, most of them involve your vagina, and are terrible. You …
Gwyneth Paltrow: I’m SO EXCITED About Donald Trump!
Reading Time: 2 minutesGwyneth Paltrow has officially lost our vote for “reasonable human.” JK, LOL, she never had it. But especially now, after …
Gwyneth Paltrow Strips Down in Supermarket, Spills Beyonce Secrets
Reading Time: 2 minutesGwyneth Paltrow is featured in the latest issue of Harper’s Bazaar. A LOT of Gwyneth Paltrow, we should say. The actress …
Gwyneth Paltrow Celebrates 44th Birthday With Makeup-Free Selfie, Remains Annoying
Reading Time: 2 minutesUsually when you see a headline about Gwyneth Paltrow, it means she did something obnoxious, like encouraging women to steam clean …
Gwyneth Paltrow: Does She Regret Consciously Uncoupling?
Reading Time: 2 minutesGwyneth “GOOPSTER” Paltrow has a very important announcement to make. The Oscar winner has said that if she had to do …