KFC Nail Polish is Now Something That Exists
Reading Time: 2 minutesRemember when KFC came out with the Double Down Dog? Which was a hot dog wrapped in a piece of …
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Michael Buble Defends Weird Way in Which He Eats Corn
Reading Time: 2 minutesMichael Buble has had it with the haters and the critics. He’s not gonna sit back and simply take it …
Slurpee Doughnut Makes Debut, Portends Apocalpyse
Reading Time: < 1 minuteHow many times has the following situation happened to you? You go into a 7-Eleven. You purchase a Slurpee. And …
This is What Happens When You Tell Starbucks Your Name is Beyonce
Reading Time: < 1 minuteThere is only one Queen Bey, people. And there’s also one Starbucks barista out there who wants to make sure …
Benoit Violier, Owner of World’s Best Restaurant, Dead of Apparent Suicide
Reading Time: < 1 minuteBenoit Violier, considered by many in the food world to be the best chef on the planet, was found dead …
Denny’s Patron Gets Arrested Over All-You-Can Eat Pancake Fracas
Reading Time: < 1 minuteA supposed deal over flapjacks over the weekend resulted in an unexpected flip-out. Natasha West, a 27-year old Chicago native, …
Dunkin Donuts Unveils Holiday Cups, Sticks It to Starbucks
Reading Time: 2 minutesDunkin Donuts would like to make something very clear: Unlike certain other famous establishments out there, it does NOT hate …
Furious Evangelical Coffee Drinker: Starbucks Hates Jesus!
Reading Time: 2 minutesIn an old 30 Rock episode, Jack Donaghy and Avery Jessup send out Christmas Cards with the most straight-forward of …
Autocorrect Error Results in Hilarious, Blind Girl-Themed Birthday Cake
Reading Time: < 1 minuteIn a word? OOPS! In another word: HA! A mother in Scotland has seen her child’s birthday cake go viral …
President Obama Aghast at Notion of Peas in Guacamole
Reading Time: < 1 minuteGay marriage? Health care subsidies? The 2016 Presidential Election? Please. President Barack Obama has a far more important subject to …