The Kardashians vs. The Obamas: Who is America’s First Family?
Reading Time: < 1 minuteAccording to the 50th anniversary edition of Cosmopolitan, the Kardashians are America’s First Family. And, according to most sane people …
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President Obama Snaps Selfie with Bear Grylls, Sticks It to PETA and Bristol Palin
Reading Time: 2 minutesPresident Barack Obama has sent a message to both PETA and Bristol Palin: Suck it!!!! Okay. Maybe this was not …
President Obama Releases Spotify Playlist: What’s He Listening To?
Reading Time: < 1 minute“Your summer just got a little groovier,” says The White House’s latest blog post. And no, it isn’t because your …
Malia Obama: Working For Lena Dunham!
Reading Time: < 1 minuteIn news that probably has Bristol Palin loading her shotgun in preparation for the uprising, Malia Obama will be working …
President Obama Aghast at Notion of Peas in Guacamole
Reading Time: < 1 minuteGay marriage? Health care subsidies? The 2016 Presidential Election? Please. President Barack Obama has a far more important subject to …
Barack Obama to Caitlyn Jenner: Well Done!
Reading Time: < 1 minuteEver since Caitlyn Jenner revealed herself on the cover of Vanity Fair this afternoon, we’ve expected an outpouring of support …
Toddler Throws Temper Tantrum in Front of President Obama
Reading Time: < 1 minuteSo my sweet baby nephew threw a complete fit one afternoon at Costco. He had to use the restroom and …
Barack Obama Wants to Play Dominoes with David Letterman
Reading Time: 2 minutesBarack Obama made a plea to David Letterman during an appearance on The Late Show last night: Come on! Play …
Donald Trump Calls Out “African-American” President: Go Fix Baltimore, Obama!
Reading Time: 2 minutesDonald Trump is at it again. The attention-starved billionaire has called out nemesis Barack Obama via a series of angry …
Barack Obama at 2015 White House Correspondents Dinner: EFF IT ALL!
Reading Time: < 1 minuteRepublicans have been saying for years that Barack Obama has no business being President. And the Commander-in-Chief sort of proved them …