Ashlee Simpson, Malnourished Crack Addict
Reading Time: < 1 minuteHey, Braxton Olita — we saw your girlfriend today. She’s featured in Crack Whore Magazine (the online edition)! What what!!! …
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Ashlee Simpson Joins Stage Cast of Chicago (!?)
Reading Time: < 1 minuteThe worthless Simpson sister is reportedly joining R&B star Usher — who is currently playing the role of Flynn on …
Ashlee Simpson: Invisible L.O.S.E.R.
Reading Time: < 1 minuteTalk about foreshadowing. The talentless, malnourished Ashlee Simpson actually had the foresight to name her recently-released single “Invisible.” The song, …
Sickly Ashlee Simpson Photographed in Public
Reading Time: < 1 minuteCheck out this picture of Mischa Barton we found online today! Oh, wait… is that Nicole Richie? It could be, …
Marie Claire Readers Let Ashlee Simpson Feel Their Wrath
Reading Time: 2 minutesThe summer heat appears to be taking its toll on Ashlee Simpson and her fans. The disappointment of a slew …
Ashlee Simpson Ridiculed In Ohio
Reading Time: < 1 minuteFor Ashlee Simpson, we’ve got good news and bad plastic surgery. Er, bad news. On the plus side, reports MSN …
Did Ashlee Simpson Take One on the Chin? You Decide!
Reading Time: < 1 minuteWe’re already shown you pictures of Ashlee Simpson now … and Ashlee Simpson then. See any obvious differences? Smell any, …
Ashlee Simpson Puts Gigantic Home Up for Sale
Reading Time: < 1 minuteNow that Ashlee Simpson has a smaller nose, she no longer needs a giant house. Less than a year after …
Ashlee Simpson Saving Herself For Braxton Olita
Reading Time: < 1 minuteTalentless plastic surgery fiend Ashlee Simpson has made it clear that is saving herself for her boyfriend, citing that as …
Ashlee Simpson: Now & Then
Reading Time: 2 minutesAshlee Simpson has undergone quite the makeover. In the past two years, she’s gone from a semi-cute singer with relatively …