Craigslist User Finds Abused Pit Bull, Tells Owner: She’s All Mine Now!
Reading Time: 2 minutesWarning: The following story will move you to tears, both of the sad and the happy variety. Last Friday, a …
Animals
Lindsey Vonn Puts Baby Squirrel on Tiger Woods, Wins Presidents Cup For U.S.
Reading Time: < 1 minuteLindsey Vonn put a baby squirrel on the neck of her boyfriend Tiger Woods at the Presidents Cup yesterday, instantly …
Dog Excitedly Skype-Bombs Deployed Military Owner, Misses Him Overseas
Reading Time: < 1 minuteDogs do a lot of cute things every day, but this may take the cake. In a textbook example of …
Lake Natron: African Body of Water Turns Birds, Animals to Stone
Reading Time: 2 minutesEast Africa’s Lake Natron is so inhospitable to most wildlife that it will literally turn birds and other creatures to …
Bigfoot Footage Presented at Conference: Does the “Human-Hybrid” Exist?
Reading Time: < 1 minuteBigfoot is totally alive and out there. So concludes research done by the Sasquatch Genome Project, which spent five yeas …
Elephant Mourns Dead Friend, Breaks Heart of Every Internet User
Reading Time: < 1 minuteAn elephant has once again broken the heart of the Internet. A few weeks after cameras caught a baby elephant …
Jaguar Stalks, Attacks Caiman: Caught on Camera!
Reading Time: < 1 minuteWelcome to When Animals Attack, Part 2. A couple days after a photo hit the Internet of an eagle attacking …
Baby Deer Delivered Via C-Section After Mother Struck By Car
Reading Time: < 1 minuteA baby deer was recently delivered safely via c-section after its mother darted into oncoming traffic and was accidentally struck …
Baboon Grabs Reporter’s Breast During Live Segment
Reading Time: < 1 minuteFrom a sexist gorilla to a horny baboon… Earlier this week, a Fox reporter in Sacramento named Sabrina Rodriguez was …
Bear Strolls Into Alaskan Bar, Quickly Leaves When Yelled At
Reading Time: < 1 minuteDid you hear the one about the bear who walks into a bar? No, not the one in Colorado. The …