Welcome to THG’s Week in Review! Below, our staff takes a look back at the stories, stars and scandals that made these last seven days so memorable.
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Now, a rundown of the week that was at The Hollywood Gossip:
- Crystal Harris made like a runaway bride and ditched Hugh Hefner.
 - An apparent Amber Portwood suicide attempt prompted this 911 call.
 - Joss Stone was somehow an alleged target of an assassination plot.
 - Selena Gomez was hospitalized for exhaustion, but she’ll be okay.
 - Anthony Weiner resigned from Congress after his Twitpic scandal.
 - Bill Maher and Jane Lynch recited Weiner’s sexting exchanges.
 - John Edwards’ mug shot is … well, just look at the thing.
 
- The final, epic Harry Potter trailer (above) has been released.
 - Game of Thrones’ Sean Bean was stabbed in a bar fight.
 - Soulja Boy railed against his white Facebook stalkers …
 - … then pulled out the time-honored “hacking” defense.
 - Michele Bachmann is running for President of the U.S.
 - Unreliable inmate Dexter Isaac claims he capped Tupac.
 - David Tyree came out HARD against gay marriage.
 - Tracy Morgan is mending fences after his vile rant.
 - Will a jury believe Casey Anthony’s defense?
 
- Lady Gaga debuted her video (above) for “The Edge of Glory.”
 - The Bachelorette, Ashley Hebert, is engaged … but to whom?
 - Charlie Sheen is in talks for a new sitcom. Sans Chuck Lorre.
 - Vanessa Hudgens posed for Candie’s rather than leaked pics.
 - Tamra Barney is feuding with Slade Smiley, Gretchen Rossi.
 - Mildred Patricia Baena sold out Arnold. Apparently for free.
 - Kim Kardashian’s wedding registry? Not un-ridiculous at all.
 - Taylor Momsen is still doing her thing. We mean flashing.
 - The Heat lost the NBA Finals. LeBron heard all about it.
 
- Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied welcomed a baby son.
 - Songstress Lily Allen and Sam Cooper got married in the UK.
 - Effing Snooki and Jionni LaValle called it quits over in Italy.
 - “It” girl Pippa Middleton and Alex Loudon broke up …
 - … and she’s been linked to George Percy (again).
 - Dianna Agron and Sebastian Stan may be dating.
 - Ditto Sean Penn and Garcelle Beauvais, we hear.
 - Is Mark Zuckerberg engaged to Priscilla Chan?
 - Is Jennifer Aniston’s new man moving in?
 
