Being in shape is more important than being alive.
So Jimmy Kimmel told us before introducing his faux workout DVD, the Hottie Body Hump Club, with an array of female stars in a funny post-Oscars skit.
Scarlett Johansson and her JBF hair, Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba, Sofia Vergara, Emily Blunt and other stars all know the benefits of “exercising” passionately.
That “Humpilates” class does look fun, except maybe for Biel, who appears to be possessed or on massive quantities of stimulants. We hope she’s acting.
Topping it all off? A cameo from none other than Lindsay Lohan, a girl who certainly knows about humping all day and all night. Her words, not ours …