Tom Cruise. Katie Holmes. Cute little Suri. A broken home. We don’t believe any of this is true, but it makes for a compelling celebrity gossip magazine cover.
Apparently there was nothing too juicy on Angelina’s nanny this week, because Star decided to go the TomKat route. What is this, 2006? C’mon, guys. Weak.
While we love any reference to the “marriage deal” that binds them (because they’re cyborgs and/or she’s his beard, don’cha know), we just don’t see it.
FALLING APART? Doubtful, but it sells magazines. Presumably.