Welcome, celebrity gossip and news fans, to The Hollywood Gossip’s Week in Review, wherein we take a look back at some of the stories that made this probably the most exciting week since … probably last week. Some highlights:
- After fleeing the U.S. following the grisly murder of Jasmine Fiore, fugitive from justice Ryan Jenkins was found dead in a British Columbia motel.
- Chris Brown was given five years’ probation for assaulting Rihanna – and warned by a judge about “chatter” regarding the two being in contact.
- It was an uncharacteristically slow Robsten news week … until the alleged purchase of a love nest by Kristen in which to carry on a torrid romance.
- In a watershed music moment, Heidi Montag “sang” at the Miss Universe 2009 pageant. Heidi’s performance was maybe even worse than expected.
- Police found DJ AM dead in his New York City apartment Friday afternoon.
- A big nightclub fight saw Jayde Nicole get her ass kicked … by Joe Francis.
- Angelina tells Brad he can go ahead and sleep on the couch. Yeah right.
- We’ve heard this one before: Anne Heche says Coley Laffoon is a loser.
Anne Heche’s deadbeat ex Coley Laffoon made an unlikely return to celeb news this week, causing a (very) brief lull in konstant Kourtney Kardashian koverage.
- Kourtney Kardashian kreates headlines almost as well as she does babies.
- Reports surfaced of an engaged Derek Jeter. No comment from Minka Kelly.
- John Mayer’s mug shot from 2001 was found. One a d-bag, always a d-bag.
- Peeps in Bucharest really booed Madonna after she spoke out for gypsies.
- Move over, Susan Boyle. Welcome, Danyl Johnson, Britain’s new sensation.
- Move over, Omer Bhatti. Welcome, Prince Michael Malachi Jet Jackson, the new alleged secret love child of the late, great star Michael Jackson.
- As for Jackson’s own kids, it’s looking increasingly likely that Dr. Arnold Klein is the biological father of the first two. We’re as confused as you.
- In the investigation into Jackson’s death, police pretty much believe nothing Dr. Conrad Murray says regarding the timeline of events June 25.