Move over, Florida Man.
Florida Woman would like to act like a total and complete moron for a few minutes.
On Saturday night, Whitney Marie Beall recorded herself behind the wheel on Periscope, an app that allows one to stream a video on Twitter.
She titled the footage “Driving home drunk” and she spent 25 minutes telling followers that… yup, she’s driving home drunk.
"Hi, guys… I’m driving home drunk," the total moron says to open the following video, adding:
"Let’s see if I get a DUI. In the USA, people! Let’s see if I get a DUI. I don’t think I will. I really don’t because I live on back roads. "
After receiving plenty of social media backlash, and after telling critics she is not “gonna listen to a single f-cking thing you say,” Beall was pulled over by the Lakeland Police Department.
They had been alerted to her dangerous actions by Periscope viewers and tracked her down via the landmarks they noticed in her video.
Beall refused to take a breathalyzer test upon being pulled over, but reportedly failed numerous sobriety tests. She was charged with DUI; taken to jail; and released on bond shortly thereafter.
This may sound harsh, but we hope she gets a life sentence.