When I’m out at a bar or anywhere plagued with hoards of men, I’m always looking for the one with his d*ck out. I can place my bets on that guy for a few things.
It looks like horse race bettors are onto my strategy!!!
According to Triple Crown winning jockey Victor Espinoza, the penis is the key to betting success.
Espinoza told TMZ, "You wanna see if the horse has his penis out, then that’s the horse." Screw past winning records and speed. The penis apparently tells all.
Really, this strategy is old news. The biggest d*ck is always the winner…in all situations.