The little girl featured in this amazing video does not believe in listening to Bart Simpson. How come?
Because she’s totally having a cow, man!
Actually, she’s totally let a cow come into her home, Mom. And now she has to explain herself.
Oh, yes, the adorable footage above depicts a toddler trying to tell her mother why there’s a cow on the family porch.
It’s a long story, and it’s a complicated story, but it’s also a hilarious story, no matter how angry the mother wants to get at her little girl.
Because how can you get angry at a five-year old who just wants to cuddle with a cow??! You can’t.
Go ahead and watch the video and then you’ll agree: you simply can’t.