Note to selves: Do not ever kiss Khloe Kardashian’s boyfriend.
And, if we do, do not ever give a public interview about the encounter in which we do not tell the full story.
Jordyn Woods has learned this lessson the hard way, as the close friend of Kylie Jenner’s appeared this week on Jada Pinkett Smith‘s Facebook Watch talk show, Red Table Talk.
She tried to shift all blame for her makeout sesssion with Thompson on Tristan himself, but Khloe quickly jumped on Twitter and made it clear she was NOT having it.
Scroll down to see what Woods said and then to be very scared by how Khloe responded…
Just When You Thought Things Couldn’t Get Uglier…
According to various outlets, Jordyn was one of a handful of people Tristan invited back to his house after a night out several night ago. The two know each other because Woods has been best buds with Kylie for years.
Then What Happened?
That’s the question, right? Witnesses have told TMZ and other websites that Thompson and Woods were flirting all night.
Did They Make Out?
Yes, these same onlookers said, adding that she left his home around 6 a.m. the next day. YIKES!
Since Then?
Thompson has Tweeted and deleted “FAKE NEWS” in response to this allegation, Woods has remained silent and Khloe has shared many cryptic messages almost definitely referencing this scandal.
This Bring Us to Red Table Talk
Woods went on this platform because she’s very close to Pinkett Smith, and she delved right into the issue when asked what transpired.
I Was Just Trying to Have Fun
âÂÂI was minding my business, dancing, drinking,â Woods said of the night in question, starting with what went down at the bar, prior to going back to Thompson’s abode. âÂÂTristan was there, he was doing his own thing. That was it.âÂÂ
Why Did She Go Back to Tristan’s Home?
Jordyn said she didn’t even know whose house it was until she got there, explaining: âÂÂIâÂÂm like, cool, thatâÂÂs okay. It feels like a safe environment. IâÂÂd rather it be his house than a random stranger.âÂÂ
She Takes Some Responsibility
âÂÂIâÂÂm not thinking I shouldnâÂÂt be here,â she said. âÂÂThatâÂÂs my first step where I went wrong. [I wasnâÂÂt thinking about] how I would feel if someone close to me is hanging out at my exâÂÂs house or the father of my child. I didnâÂÂt think about that. ThatâÂÂs the first part of the problem.”
How Close Did She Get to Tristan?

âÂÂNever once was I giving him a lap dance, making out with him, sitting all over him,â she said. âÂÂItâÂÂs just, weâÂÂre all together, weâÂÂre in a group. Never once did we leave a public area, go to a bedroom, go to a bathroom. WeâÂÂre all in plain sight.”
Why on Earth Did She Stay There All Night?
âÂÂIn my life, in my world, it makes sense,â she detailed. âÂÂTwo nights before, I had been on kind of a partying binge. That wasnâÂÂt the first place I stayed until 6 in the morning. There was always somebody there while I was there. Even up until the moment that I left, there were people there. I finally look outside and IâÂÂm like, âÂÂLook, the sunâÂÂs coming up. I need to take myself home.’âÂÂ
Woods Finally Got Ready to Leave and…

… this âÂÂwhere the story gets tricky,” she told Jada.
Spill, Jordyn. SPILL!
âÂÂI feel like I canâÂÂt point fingers. I canâÂÂt say you did this, because I allowed myself to be in that position. I allowed myself to be there,â she said. âÂÂI never was belligerently drunk to where I canâÂÂt remember what happened. I was never blacked out. There was alcohol involved. I was drunk, I was not tipsy, I was drunk, but I was not beyond the point of recollection. I know where I was.âÂÂ
He Kissed Me, Okay?!?
âÂÂOn the way out, he did kiss me,â Jordyn finally said, clarifying that there was âÂÂno passion, no nothing ⦠he just kissed me.”
More Details Please
âÂÂIt was like a kiss on the lips, but no tongue kiss, no making out,â Woods continued. âÂÂNothing. But I donâÂÂt think that heâÂÂs wrong either, because I allowed myself to be in that position. And when alcoholâÂÂs involved, people make dumb moves or people get caught up in the moment.âÂÂ
Was… There… Intercourse?
âÂÂNever. Never a thought, never a consideration, never happened, and never will I,â she said. âÂÂAnd thatâÂÂs why IâÂÂm willing to be put up to the test. Attach me to a lie detector, whatever it is. I need people to know the truth, and more importantly, I need the people involved to know the truth.âÂÂ
What Did She Tell Khloe?
Very little. âÂÂI had talked to Kylie and Khloe in the morning and I told them I was there,â she said of the following day. âÂÂI had talked to Khloe and she asked me what was going on, if everything was fine. In my head, in trying to forget that part of the story, I was just like, âÂÂNo, he was chilling, everything was okay. There were girls there but he wasnâÂÂt all over the girls.’âÂÂ
Points for Partial Honesty?
âÂÂI was honest about being there but I wasnâÂÂt honest about the actions that had taken place,â she added. âÂÂI just knew how much turmoil that was going on that I was like, let me not just throw more fuel on the fire.âÂÂ
Woods Want to Be Clear
âÂÂI know I am not the reason that Tristan and Khloé are not together,â she emphasized. âÂÂThis situation may have made it harder for her to want to be with him, and I understand that, but I know IâÂÂm not the reason.âÂÂ
Issues Existed Between Them Long Before This Spit Swap, Jordyn Says
âÂÂI didnâÂÂt tell the truth to the people that I loved,â she said, taking the blame in this department. âÂÂNot because of malicious intent, but because I was just scared.âÂÂ
Watch Excerpts from the Interview Here
Does this change your mind about Woods or the scandal?
YOU’RE A LIAR!
As you can see above, Khloe had many thoughts about Jordyn’s appearance and interview.
Why Hasn’t Khloe Also Blasted Thompson?
“Tristan is equally to blame but Tristan is the father of my child,” she explains. “Regardless of what he does to me I wonâÂÂt do that to my daughter. He has been addressing this situation PRIVATELY. If Tristan were to lie publicly about what conspired,then yes I would address him publicly as well.”
Prior to Addressing Woods Directly, Khloe Had Kept Things Broad and Mysterious…
… while obviously citing the scandal, a evidenced here.
And Also Here:

Where Do Things Go Now?

As long as Tristan and Jordyn go far away from Khloe and her loved ones, whatever. Doesn’t matter to us. Good riddance!