Last weekend, Farrah Abraham was supposed to do a boxing match for charity, but she backed out for dumb reasons.
The disappointment still stings, doesn’t it?
So many people were so excited to see Farrah in that setting — or maybe to see her get knocked around.
But we have some good news …
It might still happen!
And, believe it or not, the news gets way, way better than that.
Because she might box Kailyn Lowry.
Let’s get into the details!
A History
So Kailyn and Farrah don’t get along. At all.
Frenemies
They pretend from time to time that they can tolerate each other, but we all know the truth.
So Sassy
These two have traded so many insults that it’s hard to know exactly when their troubles began, but as far as we can tell, things got really bad all the way back in 2016, when Farrah made a remark about Kailyn having her second child, Lincoln.
… K
She criticized both Kailyn and Chelsea Houska for going to to have more children to stay relevant … even though they were both married and already starring on Teen Mom 2 when they had those kids.
Classic Farrah
Did it make sense? No, of course it didn’t. But that’s Farrah for you.
Not Happy
And then when Kailyn heard about that … well, she wasn’t pleased.
A Statement
“The thing with Farrah is that she’s so negative all the time,” she explained in a statement. “She never has anything nice to say about anybody on the cast.”
Fair
“I see her doing big things — I would love to be able to support her doing those things — but when she’s constantly slamming me in the media and saying things that are so out of left field, it’s hard to find any kind of good in her.”
Well Then
Kailyn also added that “Farrah is out here doing pornos to stay relevant,” and, well, that’s how she feels about that.
So Innocent
After that, Farrah said in an interview of her own that “I never said anything and I have no idea why she’s causing a fight to get attention. I’m over all the other Teen Moms and I’m bored with their antics.â€Â
Oh, Girl …
What a victim, right? Poor Farrah.
Moving Right Along
A few months after that, Kailyn was asked to comment on the sari Farrah wore to the 2017 MTV Movie Awards, and she said it was “cute,” but “it’s not a costume party,” and that her habit of dressing up like this for the MTV awards shows was “old.”
Yikes
Farrah hit back with “Her look of being pregnant has been done and is old. Stop getting knocked up by randoms.”
Thanks, Simon
Simon Saran, who was still dating Farrah at the time, jumped in to call Kailyn “Shamu,” but she took it in stride, replying with “Shamu is almost as wide as your girlfriend’s vag.”
Right, Right
The feud carried into this year, too — when Farrah announced that she’d be doing her boxing match for charity, several people thought that Kailyn would make a good opponent.
Gross
Farrah’s dad, Michael, argued that “Kail is a lot higher weight class so that won’t happen either, LOL!”, because there wasn’t enough body-shaming in this whole mess, apparently.
Dang, Girl!
Kailyn agreed that she would be in a different weight class, but that “I don’t think the streets care about age or weight.”
SAD
So Kailyn didn’t end up doing the match, but of course, Farrah didn’t, either.
Come On, Farrah
She backed out when promoters refused to pay for airfare and hotel rooms for over 30 friends of hers, like she insisted was promised.
A Big Problem
The people behind the match maintain that of course they never agreed to that, and Farrah could be in legal trouble for breaking contract.
A Miracle!
Luckily for her, there is a way out of that lawsuit.
YES
And you are sincerely going to love it.
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Damon Feldman, the original boxing match’s organizer, told TMZ that Kailyn is supposed to sign a deal for her own boxing match today.
Dedicated
And she knows exactly who she wants in the ring with her.
Love It!
Yep, it’s Farrah — how did you guess?!
Brilliant
And this time around, she’s got a pretty big incentive for going through with the fight.
Can’t Wait
Damon says that if Farrah agrees to fight Kailyn, and then actually does it, he drop any and all legal action against her.
Be Smart
If she backed out of fighting Hoopz from Flavor of Love, someone she didn’t even know, would she go through with fighting someone she has such a nasty history with?
Hopefully!
If she’s smart, she would.
Money Trouble
Farrah isn’t making that good Teen Mom money anymore, and with her extravagant lifestyle and her not-so-successful businesses, one would think that she couldn’t really afford to pass up an opportunity like this.
What a Treat!
We can only dream, right?