It’s been eight months since David Eason was fired from Teen Mom 2 as a result of his bigoted views and hateful slurs.
Unfortunately, this is 2018, a time when everyone has a platform — which means Dave still has a way to reach out to his fellow racists and homophobes.
Fortunately, for every idiot who pipes up in support of Eason’s idiocy, there are a few thousand who are happy to condemn it — and it turns out some of them have some pretty specific shade to throw at reality TV’s least favorite house husband:
Mr. Evans
Jenelle’s been the primary breadwinner in her household for the better part of a year now, so it stands to reason that David is starting to get very bored.
Haters Gonna Hate
Yes folks, a hater with too much time on his hands is an extremely dangerous thing, and David has found a very sad way of keeping himself occupied.
Straight Pride
In case you weren’t aware, David is proud to be a straight white man. Like, really proud. Like, it’s pretty much all he talks about.
To Be Fair …
Okay, it’s not ALL he talks about. David also enjoys taking shots at Jenelle Evans’ exes, all of whom seem to be sources of major insecurity for him.
Relax, Dave
Insiders say Eason was so upset about an MTV special focusing on Jenelle’s relationships with exes like Kieffer Delp that he briefly broke things off with his wife.
The New Target
Of course, these days, David focuses most of his energy on hating a much more recent ex of Jenelle’s …
Nate the Great
Jenelle and Nathan Griffith have been broken up for several years, but David remains fixated on Kaiser’s dad. Now, a friend of Nathan’s says he knows just why that is.
Meet Dolph
This is Nathan’s longtime friend Dolph. Looks like a pretty laid-back guy, but he savagely roasted David this week, and Twitter was loving it.
Dolph on Fishing
Dolph knows a thing or two about fishing, and David, apparently, does not. Things started innocently enough with Dolph pointing out the many ways in which David has been fishing illegally.
A Raid on the Land
Dolph even joked around about fish and game authorities raiding David and Jenelle’s beloved Land.
Areas of Expertise
This, as you can see, is when Dolph really started to lay into Dave, essentially accusing him of being a pill-popper AND a bad fisherman.
Sh-t Gets Real
Apparently, Dolph caught wind of the fact that David had accused him of snitching. As you can see, he didn’t care for that accusation.
Interesting Theory
As you may already know, David seems oddly obsessed with the idea of Nathan being gay. Dolph here has a theory as to why that might be.
How Bout Dat?
Sometimes, the simplest burns are the most effective. Especially when you’re working with low-hanging fruit like Dave.
David on Dolph
Now, obviously, Dolph implied that he had sex with Jenelle, and interestingly … David posted this “comeback” instead of denying it.
Roasted
Dolph was quick to point out how painfully weak Eason’s retort was, and with that, David seemed to pretty much turn tail and run.
Wait … Really?
Dolph goes on to claim that MTV producers flat-out hate David and hope Jenelle will leave him. Whoa.
Can’t Find a Better Man
From there, Dolph hammers a few more nails in the coffin, claiming that MTV producers are open about their belief that Kieffer is a superior man!
Give It Up, Bruh
At that point, Dolph encourages David to tap out. Of course, he had already done so by then. Even David Eason knows when he’s been beat.