10 Craziest Things Chad Johnson Has Ever Said

Chad Johnson is the biggest villain on reality TV. 

He scared everyone on The Bachelorette, but got let go of Bachelor in Paradise pretty much as soon as he exploded. 

He knows how to work for the cameras. 

We have some of the craziest things he’s ever said. 

Some of them are actually pretty scary!

Chad [to the other guys in the mansion before the first group date]:

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“To a beautiful girl, a beautiful life; f–k you guys, I’m gonna make her my wife.”

Chad [after Evan tattled on him to Chris Harrison]:

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“I’m going to cut everyone here’s legs off and arms off, and there’s gonna be torsos, and then I’m going to throw them in the pool.”

Chad [during the ESPN group date]:

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“Best thing about Jordan is his brother [Aaron Rodgers]. You know what the worst thing about Jordan is? He’s not his brother.”

Chad [to Daniel, by the pool]:

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“If you’re making a protein shake made of the group of dudes here, and, you know, blended it up … half that dude-protein shake would have zero chance with JoJo.”

Chad [after Daniel says to pretend he’s Hitler]:

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“Let’s not pretend I’m Hitler.”

Chad [during the two-on-one date]:

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“Life ain’t all blueberries and paper airplanes, you know what I mean?”

Chad [during tension in the mansion]:

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“In other words, it is not a wise decision to poke the Chad-bear.”

Chad [after Evan got the date rose]:

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“No girl on planet Earth ever chooses Evan … for anything … other than to come, like, sweep their front yard.”

Chad [during a rose ceremony]:

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“She’s gonna keep Alex around because she doesn’t want America to think she hates short people.”

Chad [after Alex said he doesn’t drink milk]:

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“Well, you should. Milk’s delicious.”