On June 24, 2016 residents of The United Kingdom voted to enact what has grown to be called “Brexit.”
That is, the departure of their region from The European Union. (Get it? Britain + Exit = Brexit.)
It’s a complicated scenario that will result in significant financial consequences, while also affecting immigration and a host of other local/global areas.
But it boils down to this: The UK has declared its independence from The European Union.
The historic vote got us thinking: How could this be applied the world of pop culture and celebrity gossip?
What else out there should declare its independence? Hmmm….
Anna Duggar
Her husband molested his two sisters. He also cheated on her with members of the adult website Ashley Madison. If anyone deserves to declare her independence from her deranged, controlling family more than Anna, we’re yet to meet her.
Kendall Jenner
She’s already started declaring her own independence in some ways, not wanting to associate her modeling career with her famous last name because she doesn’t want any special treatment. Good move, Kendall. For the sake of your professional future, make #Kendexit happen.
Michael Bloomberg
With Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton the only two candidates for President, many out there want former New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg to run as an Independent, third party option.
Blac Chyna’s Fetus
Must one be a full-on human before one can legally ask a court to grant you independence from your parents? Okay, fine. But once this kid is born to Chyna and Rob Kardashian, he or she has to get the heck out of there.
Ariel Winter’s Boobs
You could go star in your own reality show at this point. Get out of there. Go do it.
Selena Gomez
By her own admission, she’s an “OG” in Taylor Swift’s squad. But after Swift’s controversial dumping of Calvin Harris, along with the growing suspicion by some that the Squad is elitist and annoying, Gomez may want to go her own way pretty soon. She doesn’t want to get dragged down, does she?
Texas
The Lone Star state clearly wants to be left alone. It already operates in its own universe when it comes to sex education and other items. It might as well go off and officially be independent at this point.
Donald Trump’s Hair
You’ve barely been holding on for so long now. Why keep it up? Don’t tell us you actually want to remain attached to that skull.
Spencer Pratt
File for divorce from Heidi Montag. Star in a reality show about your journey for a new love. Just COME BACK TO US.
Dolores Catania
You haven’t yet been tarnished by your association with The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Get out before this happens.
Tom Brady
Just go start your own professional football league. Loyal teammates will follow you. The NFL clearly does not deserve you after this whole Deflategate nonsense.