If I were to emulate anyone from Keeping Up With The Kardashians, it would be Kourtney.
As one of three girls myself, I’m not well-versed in keeping calm while someone attempts to ruffle my feathers. Which is why I made this post as a means of self-help.
Hey, whatever floats your boat.
When a Loved One Is Yammering On The Other Line
1
Oh drats, the dog’s on fire. Must jet.
When Someone Talks About How Full They Are
2
We get it. Go lay down.
When Someone Talks About Their Workout Routine
3
K.
When Mom Imitates Her Favorite ‘Real Housewives’ Character
4
Cover yourself up. Then come inside and I’ll fix you a drink.
When You Receive An Unsettling Cat Call
5
Everything square down there, boys?
When You Get An Invite To A “Skincare” Party
6
I can’t. I have to watch ‘Reign.’
When The Details Get Lost In The Shuffle
7
Ok, that’s fine.
When Someone Went To The Gym Before Work
8
I’m gonna go order takeout.
When Someone Replaces Selfies With Pictures of Puppies
9
Well done. And thank you.
When Someone Wavers Over A Decision
10
You do you.
When Someone Asks Why You Don’t Say Much Over The Phone
11
Please just text. Or send a GIF.
When a Co-Worker Rehashes Her “Incredibly Blessed” Weekend
12
I’m gonna need those TPS reports when you’re done talking about your co-dependent holiday, Diane.