There’s nothing unusual about a naked Courtney Stodden selfie. In fact, we get a little worried if a day goes by and Coutrney doesn’t find some excuse to strip down on social media.
You see, Courtney’s nudity is like a calendar: She uses it to mark the passage of time and alert you to obscure holidays you probably weren’t even aware of:
For example did you even know yesterday was National Absurdity Day? probably not (We sure didn’t!), and that’s why Courtney wrapped herself in toilet paper. She did it not to arouse, but to enlighten, you guys!
"It’s National Absurdity Day," Courtney captioned the above pic. "So here I am rolling around in nothing but toilet paper. Be absurd today."
Sure, why not?
Courtney seems to have a thing for esoteric holidays, and as long as she celebrates by getting naked, we doubt anyone will complain that the gimmick is getting old.
Toilet paper might not be the sexiest prop, but it’s better than the time Courtney posed nude with waffles for – you guessed it – National Waffle Day.
The girl is dreaming big. Lots of models have 12-month calendars, but clearly Courtney is hoping to amass a large enough collection of seasonally-appropriate nudes that she can put out one of those page-a-day numbers.
It’s an admirable goal, but we have to offer this word of advice, Courtney: Don’t bother with the captions. No one is reading them.
