Think celebrities are worth a lot? Okay, they are.
But the following photo gallery runs down celebrity body parts that are likely worth more than everything you own.
Just consider how much these limbs are insured for and try not to break your neck from shaking your head so hard in amazement…
Jennifer Lopez’s Butt
She did write a song titled “Booty,” so perhaps we shouldn’t be surprised. But Jennifer Lopez has insured her famous rear end for $27 million!
Gene Simmons’ Tongue
Let’s face it: Gene Simmons’ tongue is better known than any song actually sang by Gene Simmons. So it makes sense he’d insure this dangling body part for $1 million.
Keith Richards’ Hands
Keith Richards owes his entire career to his hands. He’s insured those guitar-picking masters for $2 million.
Holly Madison’s Boobs
Holly Madison has insured each of her breasts for $500,000. Can you blame her? Stop and ask yourself: where would Holly Madison be without her enormous breasts?
Kylie Minogue’s Butt
It isn’t at the level of Jennifer Lopez, but we’d like to go to the Land Down Under with Australian Kylie Minogue… if you know what we mean. So we understand why she’s insured her backside for $5 million.
Rod Stewart’s Vocal Chords
Ladies swoon upon hearing just a few lyrics from Rod Stewart. And you may faint upon learning that Stewart has insured his vocal chords for $6 million.
Betty Grable’s Legs
Betty Grable was the pinup model of choice back in the early 1940s. She went ahead and got her legs insured for $1 million, which is equivalent to about $16 million today.
Julia Roberts’ Teeth
Julia Roberts’s may have the best smile in the business. As a result, this pretty woman has insured the teeth that comprise it for a cool $30 million.
America Ferrera’s Teeth
America Ferrera got famous by wearing braces for Ugly Betty. But Aquafresh toothpaste then went ahead and insured her teeth for $10 million after signing her to an endorsement deal.
Cristiano Ronaldo’s Legs
Go ahead and stare at Cristiano Ronaldo’s abs in this photo, ladies. But the soccer stud has insured his legs for $140 million!
David Beckham’s Legs
$140 million? That’s all?!? David Beckham has HIS legs insured for $195 million… and, yes, he has some nice abs as well.
Rihanna’s Legs
Rihanna really might as well insure every inch of her gorgeous body. But we can confirm that her legs are worth $1 million.
Dolly Parton’s Boobs
Dolly Parton has a decent voice. But she has iconic breasts. And the are insured for a total of $600,000.
All of Daniel Craig
Why single out just one part? Daniel Craig insured his entire body for $9.5 million upon being named James Bond.
Tom Jones’ Chest Hair
It’s pretty amazing that Tom Jones insured his chest hair for $7 million, mostly for this reason: How does he think it will get injured?!?
Madonna’s Boobs
Just in case Madonna isn’t always covering her boobs with pointy cones (for protection, of course), she has insured these knockers for $1 million.
Mariah Carey’s Legs
Well, Mariah Carey wins. According to various reports, she has insured her legs for $1 billion. Yes, BILLION.
Troy Polamalu’s Hair
Troy Polamalu signed an endorsement deal with Head and Shoulders. That shampoo brand then went ahead and insured his famous locks for $1 million.