Ever since splitting from Scott Disick, Kourtney Kardashian has shared a number of mysterious passages on Instagram.
We can only assume the reality star was referring to her relationship with Lord Douchebag, for example, when she recently quoted a bible passage online.
But there’s no need for form any theories or take any wild guesses over Kourtney’s latest Instagram message.
It’s clear, it’s hot, it’s intended for Disick and it goes something like this:
Nah, nah, nah, nah! Nah, nah, nah, nah! Hey, hey! Say goodbye… to this body!
Indeed, the mother of three is posing above in a very revealing gold bikini, while straddling a tricycle with no handles.
"Happy Labor Day!" Kourtney wrote as a caption, adding: "wait, there’s no emoji for a tricycle with no handles?!"
No, but we’re pretty sure there’s an emoji of a face with many tears; i.e. what Disick is likely feeling upon seeing this picture.
Also over the holiday weekend, Kardashian gave followers a look at how she claims to have gotten herself into this sort of shape.
She posted a selfie from inside her enormous closet and thanked a waist trainer for helping her achieve such a sizzling figure.
That’s a ridiculous notion, that such an apparatus can help anyone lose weight.
But the picture above and all of those below are simply ridiculous, full stop. Ridiculously attractive, that is!