The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 10 Episode 9 was titled "Swimming with Sharks." And not simply of the wild, marine variety.
Picking up where things left off one week ago, The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 10 Episode 9 found the stars basking in Tahiti.
Basking … and bashing each other.
Fortunately, there was still plenty of fun involved though. Anytime Tamra talks about her boobs, you know it’s going to be a good night on Bravo
If you watch The Real Housewives of Orange County online, you know that’s how she rolls, with her mouth as big as her … well, fake boobs.
This week, Tamra Barney Judge went totally topless and urged the others to do the same in the warm, tropical waters off the island of Moorea.
"There’s people staring at you," said her co-star Heather Dubrow, while Meghan King Edmonds added later, "It looks like you got sun."
Being buck a– naked will do that.
Shannon Beador noted in typically blunt fashion that "Vacation Shannon will never be topless because I breastfed for three years of my life."
Former cast member Lizzie Rovsek was also present, and thought that she might be pregnant again, leading to a very public test taking.
"Hurry up and pee," Vicki Gunvalson yelled through the bathroom door, where Lizzie went to administer a pregnancy test after dinner.
Shockingly, she is not expecting.
"Of course you’re not pregnant," said Vicki, implying that Lizzie faked the whole charade to be lame. "You just didn’t want to whoop it up."
"I’m actually relieved," Rovsek replied, to the contrary, ordering her co-star to fire up the party express: "Vicki, start the fun bus."
The fun bus stalled quickly.
Swimming with sharks and stingrays didn’t go as amazingly as planned, though they did drive a golf cart to the hotel bar afterward.
"The whoop it up dream team is here," said Gunvalson, who ordered shots (obviously) and made sure the fun bus (or cart) rolled on.
It wasn’t all fun and games, though. Meghan Edmonds’ parenting woes continued to be a focal point, thanks to her stepchildren.
Realizing she has to respect boundaries, she lamented that she will never have the love biological mothers and daughters share.
The fact that her husband’s ex LeAnn Edmonds Horton died recently only makes this situation more complicated and challenging.