It’s only been two months since we first learned that Kelly Rohrbach is Leonardo DiCaprio’s new model of the moment, but apparently, she’s already attained full-blown girlfriend status.
The two were recently spotted biking through Manhattan together, and (gasp) they paused for a kiss while waiting at a stoplight, so obviously they’re already picking out names for their bushy-bearded babies.
Obviously, we’re kidding, but the New York Post was not when it published an article with the headline "Why Leo’s latest model could be the one."
Remarkably, the piece is not just the letters "JK," followed by a hundred lines of "LOLOLOLOLOL."
The Post basically argues that Leo has finally met his match because Rohrbach comes from a wealthy family and she’s good at golf or something. No, seriously:
“With a degree from elite Georgetown University and a financier father, she has a pedigree unlike the average bikini babe," the article says.
"Rohrbach played golf at the Big East school before giving it up for the theater. The personification of country-club preppy, Rohrbach — who now splits her time between downtown Manhattan and Los Angeles — grew up in posh Greenwich, Conn., at a home with a private golf facility.”
Her agent the legitimate journalist who wrote the article goes on to say that Kelly hopes to become an actress when her modeling days are done.
Of course, there’s no telling how much longer her runway career could go on, but given the fact that she’s 25 (roughly 109 in Leo years), and DiCaprio just discovered Tinder, we’re guessing her tenure as one of Leo’s ladies will be a short one.
Can’t blame her for using her 15 minutes while she’s got ’em!
