Well, we’ve made it. We’re at the midway point for Game of Thrones fifth season, and so far, we’re not too terribly traumatized. Sure the loss of [SPOILER ALERT] Barristan Selmy was tough to take, but at least we haven’t had to watch too much horrific torture.
Sadly, we get the feeling that might change this week, thanks to the unholy union between Ramsay Bolton and Sansa Stark.
Tyrion is Terrified
Tyrion looks scared. We guess that boat trip with Jorah Mormont isn’t going as smoothly as he had hoped.
Ramsay Bolton and Sansa Stark
“So how’s your meal? By the way, is that severed boar’s head making anyone else feel torture-y?” Ugh. This isn’t gonna end well.
Shireen Baratheon Hits the Road
Yes, the grey scale is unfortunate. But as one of the few GoT characters to ever demonstrate genuine warmth and compassion, she might be more beautiful than anyone else on the show.
Jon Snow Glares
“You know nothing, Jon Snow.” “Yes, I do. I know how to rock all black like nobody’s business!”
Ramsay and Roose Bolton
What a nice bonding moment. Unlike most fathers and sons, however, these two are probably discussing the best methods for skinning a man alive.
Brienne is Pissed
Brienne never really looks happy, but here she seems downright pissed. Someone is about to get cut in half.
Melisandre Leaves Castle Black
Looks like Stannis will be hitting the road to do some more conquering this week. Naturally, he has to bring his magically sexy second-in-command with him.