Teresa Giuidice is about to enter her fifth month behind bars, and from the sound of things, she’s adjusted well to life in the big house.
She’s got a cushy job wiping down cafeteria tables, for which she gets paid a cool 12 cents a hour. She’s working out everyday and adding to her list of post-prison life goals.
Most importantly, however, she’s reportedly running the show, thanks to a crew of lackeys that she can manipulate and degrade whenever she wants!
Yes, ex-cons who did their time alongside Teresa say the Garden State’s most notorious housewife might be acclimating to prison life a little too well.
Naturally, some of inmates resent the special treatment that Teresa receives from guards, but a select few have jumped at the chance to join her inner circle.
Basically, it’s like the Real Housewives of Danbury Correctional.
"The ones who don’t like her pretty much ignore her," one former inmate tells Radar. "There are three or four of them that are basically her little minions."
"They do whatever she says."
Sounds like a pretty sweet situation! In the real world, Teresa has to carry people around in her uterus for nine months before she gets to tell them what to do.
In prison, she just promises them a guest spot on her post-prison reality show … which we really hope comes to fruition, for so many obvious reasons.
To think, all this time we’ve been feeling bad for her, and she’s living it up behind bars like Ray Liotta in Goodfellas! Slice that garlic thin, girl!
As always, you can watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey online to see her suffer through her life of freedom before she was mercifully imprisoned.
Also as always, you can scroll through this Giudice GIF gallery below to get a taste of what the other locked up ladies of Danbury are in for …
