If you’ve read The Bachelorette spoilers, you know who will emerge as the primary leading lady this season. You just don’t know how exactly we get to that point.
Thanks to the teaser below, we have our first clues.
The first preview for the upcoming season of the long-running reality hit has been unveiled by ABC, and it looks like we’re shaping up for a fairly insane season.
One could even describe it as Cray. See below …
The slick trailer, with the tagline "50 Shades of Cray" and styled/set to music reminiscent of the Fifty Shades of Grey previews of yesteryear, is a hoot.
Monday, May 18, we will find out if The Bachelorette contestants prefer Kaitlyn Bristowe or Britt Nilsson to dole out the roses this spring and summer.
It also features a guy on a motorized cupcake.
Not to mention one liquored-up suitor telling another, "Don’t lay a hand one me!" Gotta love the male cat fights on The Bachelorette. A harbinger of spring.
While it’s not entirely clear if Kaitlyn or Britt will be eliminated this first week – or if any guys will get the boot as well – what is clear is that the stakes are high.
The 25 dudes competing for their affection seem as shocked as anyone, in the trailer at least, that Britt Nilsson or Kaitlyn Bristowe will be sent packing.
Again, we already know who it will be, albeit not exactly when that decision is made or what the vanquished beauty’s role will be from that point on.
Which of these two Bachelor cast-offs would you rather date on a scripted reality show, or at least sit back and watch for 10 weeks of guilty pleasure TV?
Scroll through the photo galleries below to examine the strong cases to be made for each, then hit the comments below with your take on this debate!