Kourtney Kardashian turns 36 years old today, and we’re working on finding the perfect birthday gift for the reality star:
A new boyfriend!
For whatever reason, however, Kourtney seems satisfied with Scott Disick, perhaps because he’s apparently an expert pubic hair trimmer.
Kourtney, meanwhile, remains our favorite Kardashian sister because she’s just a tiny bit less annoying, money-hungry and attention-starved than her siblings.
There’s no Kourtney Kardashian sex tape. She never tried to host The X Factor. She isn’t posting nearly naked photos of herself on Instagram every day.
Having given birth to her third child in December (a daughter named Reign Disick for some reason), Kourtney seems mostly busy just being a mom. What a crazy notion, huh?
Yes, you can still watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online week to see her reading terribly scripted lines and stirring up fake drama… but Kourtney doesn’t do much beyond the show.
It also doesn’t hurt that she’s the best looking member of this famous family.
So join us in wishing Kourtney Kardashian a very happy 36th birthday – and also with finding an alternative for her to Scott Disick.
It shouldn’t be that challenging, right? She can’t do any worse.