His wife may be locked up until 2016, and sources say Joe Giuidice is flat broke, so the time has come for Juicy Joe to take some desperate measures.
The problem is, he’s still incredibly lazy, so while he may be desperate, he’s also not willing to get off the couch.
Last we checked, there’s no way to rob a bank without having to pause Netflix, so Joe is doing the next best thing by putting his Jersey mansion back up for sale.
The Giudices tried to sell their house once before, and the reason they took it off the market is pure Juicy Joe:
“Joe took it off because he didn’t want to shovel out for house openings,” a source tells Radar Online. “Not that the snow has melted, he put it back on.”
Birds singing, flowers blooming, Joe Giudice saying, “Hey, youse guys wanna buy a house or what? C’mon, freakin’ Tony Soprano could’ve lived here!” – all the signs of spring are here.
Joe is reportedly desperate to sell. The Giudices’ house nearly went into foreclosure last month, and sources say that unlike Teresa, Joe has no particular attachment to the property.
Instead, he’s penniless and looking forward to moving in with relatives who will help him with the care of his four daughters.
Despite all of that, he wasn’t willing to pick up a shovel to sell the place faster, because what is he, some kind of jamoke?
